OMG- DW

MY BELOVED WONDER GIRLS!

This is how thai boys grow up to be ladyboys.



holy. crap.

We Feel Fine

Ever wonder how people around the world are feeling right now?

www.wefeelfine.org

A program that scours the internet for the phrase 'I feel...' and collates them into a rainbow of dots for your viewing pleasure.

Testing.
I feel awesome because I am.

Checkmate - AT.

OC Revisited

Hilarity Ensues - LT

Moving Out- DW

Well not really, but I'll be posting on my other blog that no one goes to. HAHA

:)

I'll still be posting here. I just imported some posts from here to the other one

Ramblings

Don't laugh at it OK?! Or I kill you all :)

Anyways, I really want these.

$148 from exoticfootwear.com.au

to 5.75" or to 6" that is the question..

Lux- DW

Everyone, I'd like to share my favourite blog of all time (Besides J&J etc etc)

LUXIRARE

It's probably too sexual for words, but it's food and fashion combined, on coke. PLEASE VISIT. ITS THE BOMB (skip over the scans of the bracelets and the rings, and straight onto her food/recipes and her amazing custom Creepers, which somehow makes me want them. CREEPERS ARE SO UGLY. WHY ARE THEY TAUNTING ME AS WELL)

Sorry for the lack of blogging lately, fashion these days doesn't really excite me as much as it used to. Trying to save up (unsuccessfully) has been the death of me. But look forward to some Alexander McQueen for Target pieces coming my way (thanks to Z in NY), and perhaps some sexual dresses from AA. AA WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME SO!?

My new desktop picture: Alexander Wang in his studio:

Oh and the one I had from before that everyone thought were my shoes (I wish) were Rumi's, from fashiontoast, which everyone seems to be loving now. I used to follow her blog from end of 07, but alas, she deleted her whimsical photos circa 06. Now she's the hardass Erin Wasson #2, ah, the good ol' days from when she used to wear a shitload of f21. But I still want her shoes, btw, if anyone has a pair of Emma Cook x Topshop ankle boots, in size 36 or 37 in ANY colour, please sell it to me. They're always sold out :( Makes me sad.

Selling Dreams - LT

FDT - LT

not much of a post, but enough to show signs of life - KY

is anyone else excited that uni's starting? and with the start of uni, i'll have to give up on some things, so thought i'd reminisce on them while i can. well, since i gave up GG around the 11th episode (did i hear anyone scream sacrilege?) i've been making myself useful, whether it be parking myself infront of 56inch screens, or 5600 inch screens. so was reading the other entries and saw broze's one on biggie. which reminded me of this.

(couldn't find a decent pic)

Notorious. release date 2009. yer, that means this year. it was still on poster when i caught slumdog, so i'm guessing it's not yet released. would anyone watch this? i was always more of a 2pac man than notorious. but we all know the reason why they've only released docos and not movies of 2pac (because he's still alive). and well that reminded me of a man called oliver stone.


and the one called W. the first movie ever made of a president while he was still in office. i give my respect to george, cos he had the cajones to stand by any decisions or policies he made. but i always imagined that he'd be tried for war crimes in 50 years time. but this is one i'm actually kind of interested in seeing.

aside from those, other movies i want to catch rain, hail or mid-semester exam. watchmen, transformers 2, the other w. wolverine, the GI that is Joe, Sherlock Holmes, restraining my gag reflexes - Dorian Gray, Star Trek, Public Enemies (damon and depp), and.. i'm not ashamed to say it - Harry Potter. without a rom-com in sight, i think it's safe to say that 2009 is a blokish year in the theatres to say the least.

random anecdote: when my sister went to watch Benjamin Button, she left the theatre - behind two of the burliest, most ripped men in life, bawling their eyes out confessing to each other that it was the most beautiful thing they'd ever seen.

random question: having picked up how i met your mother, which i have a theory that says it is 21st century 'Friends' minus phoebe.. but who is ted's wife? and where does robin fit in?

random just random: hope can meet up with y'all muchos over this year, so we can study hard and play hard. or for some, just play hard. seeing y'all soon.

New- DWZ

Topshop Jumper come to mumma- please come in the mail safely- please Mr Postman don't lose it. Please please please!

Alexander Wang, why do you make such beautiful clothes? Why are they so damn expensive. BLANK LABEL PLEASE MAKE ME THIS JACKET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
RUSSH THANKYOU FOR COMING IN MY MAIL TODAY I LOVE YOU!

Nike Football '09 - AT.

Ever the pioneers and masters of marketing here are a few of nike footballs new ads for 09'



ps. middle ad is awesome.

My Thoughts on Rap #1 -AT.

1) One of the songs i've been really bumping here in Hk is this:

Party and Bullshit by Biggie.

But one of the lines that i love is this:
"But all we wanna know is "Where the party at?"
And can i bring my gat?
If not, I hope I don't get shot
But i throw my vest on my chest
'Cause niggaz is a mess"

the reason why i love this is because i was thinking to myself. DO THEY EVEN MAKE BULLET PROOF VESTS IN BIGGIES SIZE? IF BULLET PROOF VESTS WERE ONE SIZE FITS ALL HOW MUCH OF BIGGIES TORSO WOULD THAT COVER? LIKE A MAN BOOB? MAYBE HE WEARS MORE OF A BULLET PROOF PONCHO THAN A VEST.

(retrospectively i did some research. turns out they make them in XXXlarge maybe i was wrong. rip biggie.)

2) Gin and Juice. Every body know this. no introduction necessary.


"May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)"

WHAT THE FUCK IS A G STILL DOING LIVING AT HIS MOMS HOUSE?
WHY IS UR MOM STILL OUT AT 6AM? DOES SHE PARTY HARDER THAN YOU?

Opening Ceremony Opening- DW

I DIE
OMG
ONLINE STORE NOW OPEN MUGFGRS

Joanna Wang "Vincent" - LT

A deep and profound song, based on Vincent van Gogh.

Ghosting - DK

Another one..

Be my valentine- DWZ

So I'm sure everyone knows that Valentine's Day is coming up. (right guys?)

I can't remember the last time anyone has done anything for V-day. Maybe in highschool when we sent roses and heart shaped balloons and serenaded strangers?

But what do we give our valentines now that we've all (mostly) grown up?
Roses? Chocolates? Lingerie?
But what if your heart gets broken into a million pieces?Then what do you do?

...

BUY SHOES OF COURSE!

Tuts My Barreh? - DK

This guy singing "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey, but his English is so off someone put subtitles to show you what it sounds like he's singing.

Her Morning Elegance - SL

This is probably the coolest thing I've seen this year, it's an interesting still frame video clip for a nice song.

And here's one for funny times, be warned, its explicit =)


One more, "If I were a bro" a Beyonce - If I were a boy parody, enjoy! =D

Some things I bought- DWZ

1

Ok so here are some things that I bought before/in HK (except my name on my wall- that was a present from N + J from last year)

• Leather Jacket on sale but still too expensive :( = HKD1400
• Dior Homme Jeans HKD3400 :(I think I was super excited that they had men's jeans in my size and that the interior was super nice and the man kept on finding jeans in my size so I felt obliged to buy them. E bought a pair too, his are nicer, and cheaper to boot. Do I wear them and soak them in the bath tub? I have no idea. But I might as well right.. if they stretch then I either hve to get fat or give them to E again... Can anyone tell me how please?
  
• Chloe shoes with perspex heel- USD... I don't remeber, but I bought it online from some hawaiian shop called Aloha Rag normally a super expensive place but it was on sale, I had previously wanted these in Black from netaporter but super expensive. AND THEN THE AUD/USD RAPED ME. :( oh wells.
• Jimmy CHoooooooo!= 50% off on sale HKD1620 supercute. Also swayed by C family to buy from the Elements Store.
• THE OTHER DAY IN SINGAPORE I SAW YSL FLATS FOR SGD186! in MY SIZE. but they were fluro yellow- so I hesitated. Plus the store had this mainlander lady who bought a heap of shit. and she was wearing D&G blinged glasses, Chanel Bag and the Prada blinged up teddy bear tshirt- ugh.
• So all in all I didn't really buy much, I bought some H&M stuff including strange drop crotch pants, scarf, cardigan.. actually everything I bought from other stores were black or white. Oh and I bought a cuff from Fendi, just single strap with that gold horse thingie. Hermes, why are you so expensive now :( PLUS I GOT JIPPED since the cuff was cheaper in Sydney, since our exchange rate RAPES ME.
• :(

Happy Holidaying!

Oh, go to looklet.com :) and get the invitation code from FashionSquad- super fun!
and theselby for awesome pics of famous people and their spaces, truly beautiful pics.

NATE and leona? "I will be" - DWZ

leona lewis + chace crawford?!

proper post coming soon :)promise

Diary of an OB - LT

Wow, I got suprise attacked by colleague today after she gave me work to do, I was blatantly FBing when she ninja-ed behind my back.

Luckily, thankfully, fortunately, it was also 6pm which is going home time so I could be forgiven. I suppose. Maybe!

Damn facebook, you sold out.

Diary of an OB - LT

May I just say that I fail when it comes to finding this physical diary to buy. And I also fail at finding T-shirts, there seems to be some sort of jinx and I end up buying everything else but the things I want.

Except for snacks. My random snack craving quest from a few days ago has now been completed. Ah the feeling of satisfaction and achievement..

Tips that I think will come handy for those that never knew:

1. Cathay Pacific allows you to be put on the waiting list for up to 3 flights prior to your original confirmed flight with no penalty.

2. I am a tram noob and never knew you pay after you get off. I also got on at the front which is why I looked like a total tourist (that which I am, and not ashamed of saying). Getting on the back is for locals man, why be a poser for?

3. Do not buy shoes within the first week of CNY. Otherwise you jeopardise your 2009 lunar year!

4. Also just don't shower for the 3 days during CNY (ie before, during and after) because your washing away your luck. Especially if you wash your hair. So like, potentially you guys have washed away your 2008 luck to bring into 2009.

5. Wear all new things on CNY. This is boosted by wearing red, especially as underwear.

6. I don't know how foreigners survive on the mini vans because how do they let the driver know that they want to alight? I have yet to be found in a situation where I can finally find out what exactly happens..

7. Taking the MTR makes suburbs feel really far away from each other when in actual reality, you can seriously just walk the distance although it will take a short while longer.

8. Why is running a boat cheaper than running the MTR when going across the harbour? This has eluded me for some time.

9. HK TV totally sucks. The acting is poor, the quality is poor, everything is poorer if you have experienced Western TV. But somehow it just grows on you?

10. Ambiguous or unclear instructions.

Can't think of anymore, but like you'll probably learn the hard way some of these rules.

Diary of an OB - LT

You know it's funny.

I have a mental to-do list. And on this mental to-do list is to get a diary/day planner type book to have a physical copy of my daily "to-do" list.

But I've put that off for some time now.

Anyway, I think I'll actively go looking for one now that I mentioned it.

Just as an epic aside, throughout my time here being the OB, the most awkward place ever EVER in ANY office has to be the bathroom. Yes, I would have preferred it if there were individual cubicles for bathrooms. So weird when you see someone you semi-know in there doing whichever thing it is they are doing. OK you get the picture. It just needed to get out there in the open so that you may prepare yourself for the same embarassment when the time comes.

So the single most vital thing on my OB list right now is to secure my damn flight back to Sydney. I'm currently waitlisted but I'd wish they would call me back right now and be like "o hey you're that OB eh? Sorry for the delay, sincerest apologies, I didn't realise it was THE OB. Here we'll put you on the flight, it's overbooked but that's cool, it might mean you'll get an upgrade into the uncomfortable business class."

Then I will reply with "thank you" and leave HK.

It's not that I'm hating my time here, but I've seriously been losing sleep thinking so much about the future that I think I need to return home to escape some of the thinking. I live in a think box of sorts.

As of late, I have gotten OB cravings where I just want to get every snack that pops into my head and just eat it. I've so far completed a few missions of that. It's bad, I know, but the feeling of conquest afterwards will be rewarding. Doubly rewarding.

Ok, I don't think the office realised its Winter, nor did they realise that air conditioners have reverse cycle and can be warming. But you know, being OB and all, I have like close to no voice in this office so I'll just quietly freeze to death now.

Edit: Another reason why I need to leave HK is because I am beginning to notice my English skills deteriorate into nothingness.

Diary of an OB - LT

Wow, I just read something totally mind boggling. The people on trial for the Chinese Milk Scandal, although culpable, are just scapegoats for another perpetrator - the Chinese Government.

Wow, like how do you take on the Chinese Government? Would that actually happen? Like there's such a distinct stigma about the untouchables that are the Chinese government. Without really having any knowledge of how the Chinese system works, this sounds like an epic task. If a law suit was filed against the government, would it instantly be rejected by the courts for fear of being totally dominated by the government after the ordeal?

It's pretty interesting to note that Chinese victims and their families are openly calling for the accountability of the role the government had to play. Is this a social shift?

So many questions...

Diary of an OB - LT

As OB now has time to think about random stuff, as Chinese New Year is fast approaching and hence there is nothing to do - the future of Hong Kong has always been on my mind.

What future? Yes, that is the correct question to ask.

Although somewhat bleak, there is absolutely no future for most children in Hong Kong and its the epidemic is already beginning to slowly encapsulate this Special Administrative Region.

How?

Well to provide some contextual knowledge, children are mainly brought up by maids as parents are always out/work. Like do kids not end up wondering who there real parents are? Do they not get confused. Apparently, young kids know a little bit of tagalog when they are young because they are exposed to it everyday. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the point is, they don't even see their parents for most of the day.

So what kind of childhood to they have? Well, on a general level, I would say close to none. They learn nothing. They are treated like kings and queens and have their every request answered by the maid. As an example, I was in McDonald's and this maid buys this small girl like no older than 5, a Fillet-O-Fish meal. The maid unwraps the burger and holds it out for the kid to bite. The kid proceeds to look at the maid. With the most utmost air of snobbery, she flicks her hand, shooing the burger away. The maid obediently listens, with a sort of 'are you sure, lol at you, ok don't eat it, but i'll humour you by coaxing you to eat it' attitude.

I'm sitting quite close thinking in my head. WTF KID. HOW OLD DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. This girl is gonna grow up into a dumb bitch. No offence, but hopefully you don't. Man do parents not realise if their kids just get showered with attention for the rest of their lives they are going to grow up into the most useless person in society who forever will require attention and looking after?

Like then I tried to justify myself. Maybe things change when they grow up. I mean they don't know any other lifestyle so maybe its ok that they live in this bubble and then see the big wide world. Or is it? I bet most teenage honkies fail at cooking. Like will avoid the kitchen at all cost. Also, why do parents not want to look after their own child. Is it seriously that annoying to have your kid sit on the table with you at the restaurant with some family friends? Do you really need the maid to come along, feeling mega awkward sitting with your friends, just to attend to your child? Did you not get the feeling of parenting when the child was born? Did the maid actually deliver the baby as well?

Arrrrrrgh makes no sense! How is this society going to be sustainable?! Maybe it's because a foreigner and things don't quite click in my head. I mean I will admit that children in other societies and cultures also get pampered but honestly, not to this extreme, on such a widespread scale. GG.

What I also find awkward is how maids get to live with the family, in an apartment on average around 800-900 sq ft. Wtf is that? Your pretty much openly admitting that you will adopt a maid like your own autonomous and obedient child. How can you be alright with a random living at your house? Shouldn't you guys become like BFF family friends by the end of it all? The cultural shock that I still feel is astounding.

Like maybe if you were old, and frail and your family had no time, then a maid who could help you around the house, and like buy your groceries and so on is justified. Or even if you part time employ someone that doesn't permanently live with you is ok too. I suppose there isn't enough time in this little region since the working hours seem so ridiculously long.

O and another example. I'm sitting on bus overhearing random mother's conversation on my day off. She's ranting to her friend about her maid. And not a good rant either. Like an all out barrage of endless bitching about how lazy the maid is and shit. Then if she sucks, why don't you just not employ her, and do it yourself you tool!? It's not like you're working right now, just going to have a bit of yumcha with your friend. Why don't you and your friend go shop for groceries and shit? Why don't you cook dinner then?! FFS STFU!

Yea so angry, these things make me angry. ARGAKGJ WELGJ ALJGA. End Rant.

Diary of an OB - LT

Apologies for the recent inactivity, I hope this makes up for it. I present to you the lesser known side of the city.

Every single time

Must have watched this a thousand times over the past few years but every time it ticks me off.

Racist north shore fucks.

=p

Diary of an OB - LT

Ok so work has been increasing steadily. It must be that January is an unexplained phenomena where all OBs randomly get more work to do. I shall dub this the OB January effect and is not to be mistaken with the small-firms-in-January effect.

So where does this place me in terms of the OB ladder? Yes, I too had almost thought I had forsaken this...

Well, to be honest, it is hard to gauge where I stand. Have I gained the trust of this tribe to safely say I am climbing up a few rungs? Or is it just convenient to have this spare wheel connected to the end where you can safely dump all your excess baggage when the going gets tough?

Either way, I'm not complaining. To be used is not such a bad feeling after a month of inactivity. But I suppose there is a limit to everything and that if I'm swamped with work then I'll lose my mind and demand to HR that I want to be paid for this. Fortunately, I have not signed another contract yet, but something tells me if I were to take an extreme measure as such, I would get shot down in the instant. I'm treading on thin ice here just entertaining this idea. You know, the thought police might come after me..

Ok so this wasn't the purpose of this post. This post is to officially declare that I will now adopt the Hong Kong way of working. It is not as hardworking as you may first think. In fact, it's far from and that is why they work late.

Lawrence's Theory: HK workers are actually procrastinating kings/queens.

Why? This is what I have observed of an average joe worker:

9-11: Yawns I am so le tired, lets go surf some net and do whimsical things while I wake up. Hmm I should make myself a hot drink

11-12: Hrm, ok. Let's do some work. Ah emails...

12-1: Winz, lunch coming up, lets go surf that net again

1-2:15: Lulz, just came back late from lunch but o wellz - how satisfying was that?!

2:15-3: O man, so tired...foood coma...must go make drink and checks emails....

3-5: Intermittent work, and exploration on the big wide web

5-6: Ah crap, its almost home time and I haven't done anything. O nos! What to do!? O yea that guy over there, he can do some of my work. Superlolz. Winz. Ok yay, less to do. But I'll have to stay back a bit. Hrm thats ok, I'll look like a hero and skip traffic. I am zeeeee bomb.


Having said that, I am now going to try my hand at adopting this attitude. O man, I hope this doesn't rub off and become habit.

Orange Moon - LT

My ears are rejoicing. For the 4th time round again.

Diary of an OB - LT

Opportunity Cost - LT

Yesterday, I almost bought these. They were retailing at $489 HKD down from $1199 HKD. If you put one on top of the other, thats 40% of the original price!

But then, I thought about a head porter wallet. And yes, by now as avid followers of my segment, you know what I did.

I forwent those boots and went straight for my wallet. And I has no cashe.

Damn.

heymomjustgonnagosmokesomefoolwontbehomefordinnerkbye -AT.

Diary of an OB - LT

2009 is well and truly underway and with my first day back at work, I received two emails from UNSW. Work is well and truly on its way. As an OB, this is great news because it means I will have something constructive to occupy my free time at work. My only regret is that I do not have a USB stick here with me, so it looks like I will be getting one some time soon so that I can work from work.

Is this ethically bad? In my opinion, no. In fact, it is ethically bad to leave an intern alone at their own desk with periods of nothingness. I think they are still feeling the Christmas-New Year double whammy and there is still no work for anyone to do. Well there must be some because I've seen the manager come out a few times and talk to the FTs. (Full timers). Note to self: when I become an FTer or a person with authority, I shall flood the intern with work until he/she cries.

On a more personal blogging level, I've almost reached the end of my to-buy list. That is to say, I have bought what I have needed to buy in Hong Kong, and any more purchases after the foreseeable next 3-4 purchases shall be superfluous and purely made on a semi-impulsive level in my bid to do what I can to stimulate the economy.

Moreover, for those who are preparing to come to Hong Kong, let me be your weather-guy. The weather has now changed from the warmness and random rain to something which somewhat resembles winter. It is kind of cold in the morning but when the sun shines, it can get warm. But if there is anything to go by, the locals have decided to whip out their goretex north face superpuff jackets to brave the northerly winds that have journeyed their way down to Hong Kong. In any case, you should be mindful of the humidity levels because high humidity and low temperatures are a dangerous combination (goretex is warranted in these conditions). I shall update those coming to Hong Kong of the weather again in around two weeks time.

Photos from my online courses may also become a part of this segment now that I shall be bothered to lug around my first generation digital camera. Speaking of photo memorabilia, I took the liberty of having a McGangBang to start off 2009 and unfortunately no cameras were available at the time of banging. But it is a culinary experience, one not to be missed when visiting Hong Kong McDonalds. (Still no sign of Shaker Fries....)