Showing posts with label Cars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cars. Show all posts

Saturday, October 4, 2008

CTR - LT

Though I'm not much of a fan, this supposed 2009 facelift/or special edition which is mildly tolerable, especially because its white and has black chrome sills and handles.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Not Funny - LT




Somewhere in Malaysia I believe


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Lines and Forms - LT

As you may or may not know, I am somewhat of a VW fan. As you may or may not know, I also study this subject called "experiencing and understanding art". As you may or may not know, this is what souljah boy needs in his garage. (Refer to below youtube. Warning for that video: if in library, keep laughing to a minimum.)


Otherwise, do you see what i see?


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Why So Serious? - AT.

The real Thing - LT


Staring is not considered good social etiquette btw.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

197 - 182 = 15 - LT

Simple Maths, if I do say so myself. Why so significant? Meet the younger brother of the outgoing Renault Cliosport 182. Say hello to Cliosport 197. And say hello to the extra 15 hp that comes out of this 2.0L N/A engine. Those 15 extra horses give this little package the equivalent of 145 wild horses - ready to explode from the barriers into the cruel cruel rat race. Quite like a small terrier waiting for that moment the door opens so that the sweet taste of freedom will embrace its sensitive and curious nose.
If you had qualms about the pug (peugeot 207 gti), this will be the answer. In fact, it is the solution to most mathematically challenging questions.
And not only does it defy numbers, this pocket monster defies straight lines. Notice the sign? It was literally as rigid as a homophobe. And look how bendy it is now. I'll leave the handling to your imagination. At a moderate 37k for a european machine, you may add this to the notes you must get off people when attempting financial maths.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Talking all that jazz - LT

DW(z), I present to you, a competitor. Due to the exclusivity of new pictures, obv the angles and lighting must suck.

Sneak Peak - LT


Monday, June 16, 2008

Nigguh Godzilla - AT.

If you thought the new Godzilla was gangster enough,
this homie will definately make you think (and look) twice.





Thursday, June 12, 2008

the KG game - KY



there is nay a more externally intense person on the hardwood currently than Kevin Garnett (KG). see picture above. sure Kobe is willing to kill everyone on and off the court to win the game. but.. KG is the dude that just screams profanities to himself running up and down the court to get himself hyped up. anyways. i have a certain disinclination to him. love his passion. loathe his team. but there is a game. a game called "the KG game".



thought i should share it with y'all. (taken from Bill Simmons the Sports Guy)


... game called KG that. It's when you take something ordinary and go crazy over it. For example, we went out for Chinese last Friday and after one of my friends ordered his beef and broccoli i told him he should KG it when it comes. When the waiter brought out his beef, he got up on his chair and started pounding his chest screaming "THATS HOW YOU ORDER CHINESE" he then ran around high fiving random people while pounding his chest and screaming. We ended up getting kicked out, but I'd say it was worth it...


reckon every person should have this adrenaline expulsion at some random moment during their everyday lives.. y'know - spice things up.

following on that - there's nothing better, in middle of a KG road rage, than being in a KG road rage, in your good ol' SUV. and i've been raised up on them. so much that the fool i am will take a jeep wrangler, instead of a maserati. yerrp you heard that right. and for the asian in all of us.. i bring the toyota sequoia.


you don't need to know how fast it goes, just know that it'll go, and go and go and go. starting at a modest 34K (US). that's right. "THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE A CAR!!! THAT'S ALL HEART BABY, ALL HEART!!"

So.. that is all folks.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Rudd confirms $35 mil to Toyota Hybrid - LT

In an effort to promote lower emissions and the cleaner image of Australia, Rudd has announced it will help fund the building of hybrid camrys.

Notice the trees and the clear blue sky?

While this generous funding will help boost employment levels, just how viable is it? Hybrid cars are said to be cheaper as they do not solely require fuel. This may be so, and the average Australian household can save on the fuel that the hybrid has not consumed. That is, until they receive the electricity bill.

So, a hybrid car might actually not be that much cleaner than the o-so-evil petrol variants. Is the grass actually greener on the hybrid side of the fence? To me, this transitional hybrid car phase seems a tad hard to believe.

What is the ultimate goal? To keep cars running or to keep the world running?

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Ghost Ridin' Grandma - SL

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Mission (Im)possible - LT

They say you should start off with baby steps. Well baby, I'll take that baby step, with a baby car. In fact, the baby of a much celebrated signature "GTI". I'll conceive this car now, and in nine months, I'll be a proud father of this child.


Otherwise, it could be possible I'll adopt a rebel. And also face the prospects of being kicked out of the house by one adamant mother. Mum, can we keep him? Pleaaaaase....

Monday, May 12, 2008

Invest this bitches - LT

Ah, the fabled 207 GTi, Peugeot's prodigal son, the famed 205 GTi revival. If you don't like this car, then I don't like you. A french built car that is sure to turn heads, or rather it will turn you into quite the corner taker. This hot little number is available at 35k. So, are you available?
And coming in at around 35k is the VW Golf GT. Also, if you have a problem appreciating this one, I have a problem with you. Or that you just don't appreciate technological progress at its finest. Next time you see a VW dealer, do yourself a favour and shake their hand, and shake it good.
I suggest for everyone to testdrive what a 1.4L engine can do. And just so you know, VW have bolted two chargers on it. Yes, bitches, two. All into one unsuspecting hatch. Genius. You German Engineering Genii. (Geniuses?)
Ok so with my simple and most-probably quite inaccurate calculations, one of these cars should be at your doorsteps in 3 years time. What must I do, I hear you ask yourself? Well, the answer is simple. A mere 25k investment at a rate of 12% will get you one of these babies in 3 years.

Unfortunately, I shotgunned already.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

i wish i was a test drive blogger - LT

To the potential blog recruiters of a young budding male driver - I am your man. This is my resume below, a short appreciation of the BMW z4 Coupe.
Not to bore the people not in the know, this car basically is a real track monster. Rear wheel drive, 3.0Ltr engine and one hell of a styled body. Without the gimicky convertible soft top, the hard roof realli gives this car a retro age look with the long hood and the abruptly short cockpit.
The back is stunning. If I were to have this sort of money, naturally I would go buy a GTI and that would be settled, but nay, if I were to have limitless amount of cash, this would definitely reserve a rightful place in my long imaginary garage of most wanted cars. Why be a generic, and opt for the Merc when you can have your very own unique BMW kitty sitting in the driveway?

Don't answer, just agree.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

WoW MoM - AT.


+

= dope.
= when do i get rich?