there is nay a more externally intense person on the hardwood currently than Kevin Garnett (KG). see picture above. sure Kobe is willing to kill everyone on and off the court to win the game. but.. KG is the dude that just screams profanities to himself running up and down the court to get himself hyped up. anyways. i have a certain disinclination to him. love his passion. loathe his team. but there is a game. a game called "the KG game".
thought i should share it with y'all. (taken from Bill Simmons the Sports Guy)
... game called KG that. It's when you take something ordinary and go crazy over it. For example, we went out for Chinese last Friday and after one of my friends ordered his beef and broccoli i told him he should KG it when it comes. When the waiter brought out his beef, he got up on his chair and started pounding his chest screaming "THATS HOW YOU ORDER CHINESE" he then ran around high fiving random people while pounding his chest and screaming. We ended up getting kicked out, but I'd say it was worth it...
reckon every person should have this adrenaline expulsion at some random moment during their everyday lives.. y'know - spice things up.
following on that - there's nothing better, in middle of a KG road rage, than being in a KG road rage, in your good ol' SUV. and i've been raised up on them. so much that the fool i am will take a jeep wrangler, instead of a maserati. yerrp you heard that right. and for the asian in all of us.. i bring the toyota sequoia.
you don't need to know how fast it goes, just know that it'll go, and go and go and go. starting at a modest 34K (US). that's right. "THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE A CAR!!! THAT'S ALL HEART BABY, ALL HEART!!"
So.. that is all folks.
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