Invest this bitches - LT

Ah, the fabled 207 GTi, Peugeot's prodigal son, the famed 205 GTi revival. If you don't like this car, then I don't like you. A french built car that is sure to turn heads, or rather it will turn you into quite the corner taker. This hot little number is available at 35k. So, are you available?
And coming in at around 35k is the VW Golf GT. Also, if you have a problem appreciating this one, I have a problem with you. Or that you just don't appreciate technological progress at its finest. Next time you see a VW dealer, do yourself a favour and shake their hand, and shake it good.
I suggest for everyone to testdrive what a 1.4L engine can do. And just so you know, VW have bolted two chargers on it. Yes, bitches, two. All into one unsuspecting hatch. Genius. You German Engineering Genii. (Geniuses?)
Ok so with my simple and most-probably quite inaccurate calculations, one of these cars should be at your doorsteps in 3 years time. What must I do, I hear you ask yourself? Well, the answer is simple. A mere 25k investment at a rate of 12% will get you one of these babies in 3 years.

Unfortunately, I shotgunned already.