In no way shape or form does this represent what I actually want:
Ok, as an OB, you'd definitely want more space, and although you cannot see it, this apartment is pretty big for Hong Kong, (this is just one part of it) and an OB would definitely appreciate an upgrade in living area. Fucking you know you made it as an OB when you can start balling in sq ft!
With bigger space comes bigger car, so you obviously need a baller car to ride the streets of Hong Kong in, and this is my chaffeur car of choice. Yes, I will not drive it. Yes someone else will drive it. Thats just how the cookie crumbles as an OB. Just don't have enuff multitask to include driving.
An OB has to know where his roots and and although this isnt the right picture, I of course mean the original roots of the Giordano 6pack underwear set. An OB knows value when he sees it.
The phone of choice for an OB. Whilst not quite there at "Blackberry status" this will subtly let the others know your a VIP when it comes to your inbox (be it constantly spammed with actually work mail or just spam...or nothing at all)
Finally, these are the sickest glasses an OB can afford. Battlestar Galatica anyone? I kid you not, these are actually on sale in HK.
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