Friday, October 17, 2008

Real Names - JL

In the UK, The Sun newspaper, wrote an article about the weirdest names in England. Some of them are so slack, it is quite obvious that the parents did not give it much thought when it came down to naming their kids. Well here is the top 20.

Enjoy!

PLEASANT TITTY

Baptised Margate, Kent, 1768.

(She was named after her mum — so the family had a pair of Pleasant Tittys.)

SEXEY BUTT

Born Dundry, Somerset, 1803.

EFFING DICK

Born Glasgow, 1848.

WILLY MUSCLE

Born Holme, Huntingdonshire, 1685.

GOLDEN BALLS

Baptised Aylsham, Norfolk, 1813.

WILLIE STRETCH

Born Winsford, Cheshire, 1894.

CONSTANT PAIN

Born Hackney, London, 1901.

EASTER BUNNY

Born Yorkshire, 1851.

SENSITIVE REDHEAD

Born Bridlington, E Yorks, 1873.

PETE SAKE

Born Cheshire, 1840.

ALICE MAY FALL

Born Shoreditch, London, 1894.

DICK BRAIN

Born Stoke-on-Trent, 1871.

TURD COLLAR

Born Ireland, 1821.

WILLY LEAK

Born Poplar, London, 1886.

TRANNIE PICKUP

Born Portsmouth, 1853.

DICK HANDLER

Baptised Earls Colne, Essex, 1585.

HUGH SWELLING

Born Ireland, 1811.

BASIL LEAF

Born York, 1895.

LARGE BEE

Born Notts, 1829.

LOW FAT

Married Cardiff, 1905.

DAILY BONER

Born Hernhill, Kent, 1898.

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