Monday, August 11, 2008

Sticky Situations -JL

Man nearly loses penis after humping park bench.
A lonely and disturbed man in Hong Kong decided to satisfy himself in the local park in the middle of the night. Xing discovered many small holes on the park bench he was sitting on and decided to arouse himself. Soon after he discovered that he could not get his penis out. He panicks and instantly calls the Police. (super douchebag)
Just imagine if you were the first officer on the scene. I dont know about you but i will be defintely cracking up before i even attempt on saving him.
He was found facing downwards crying in pain. 4 hours later he was finally removed from the bench.
The doctors stated that if he was there any longer, they would of have had removed the penis.

For the news video:
http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=OBK-080807-11571-08M&mtype=Video&mtime=1218057370

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