Another late night brainstorm - LT

The joys of thinking about how to put a twist to traditional food items. My inspiration comes from this seeminly innocent and boring photo exhibited below:

You may be asking yourself, what is this? Well, depicted is what looks to be a simple sushi, and sushi with items you can easily and cheaply get from within the home. Whoever this guy or girl was, mega props for the inspiration. It's SPAM, man. That's so genius, my mind is beyond itself.
So how to take it to the next level? Refer below.

Here is a crap photo of a tamago sushi. Now put 2 and 2 together. You get awesome. And now, ladies and gentlemen, for all of you who have 3 simple ingredients, a kitchen and a craving in mind, I present to you, "Sushi de Lawrence".

Recipe:

One tin spam, sushi seaweed, rice, sushi vinegar/sake

1. slice spam into tamago rectangular fingers

2. pan fry that shiz to perfection

3. make the sushi rice to however its supposed to be made.

3a (optional) flavour the rice with those dried additives

4. cut out strips of seaweed and wrap it up

5. nom it good.

Please tell me how it is, a good cook loves feedback. You heard it here first.