Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The real Thing - LT


Staring is not considered good social etiquette btw.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

197 - 182 = 15 - LT

Simple Maths, if I do say so myself. Why so significant? Meet the younger brother of the outgoing Renault Cliosport 182. Say hello to Cliosport 197. And say hello to the extra 15 hp that comes out of this 2.0L N/A engine. Those 15 extra horses give this little package the equivalent of 145 wild horses - ready to explode from the barriers into the cruel cruel rat race. Quite like a small terrier waiting for that moment the door opens so that the sweet taste of freedom will embrace its sensitive and curious nose.
If you had qualms about the pug (peugeot 207 gti), this will be the answer. In fact, it is the solution to most mathematically challenging questions.
And not only does it defy numbers, this pocket monster defies straight lines. Notice the sign? It was literally as rigid as a homophobe. And look how bendy it is now. I'll leave the handling to your imagination. At a moderate 37k for a european machine, you may add this to the notes you must get off people when attempting financial maths.

What's a Douchebag? - JL






You just saw one.

man's greatest creations - KY

the same race that tried to build the tower of Babel, has built another tower.
a tower of obesity.
heralding from my homestate of California....
i give you the 100x100

how does this baby work? well in in-n-out, a SoCal fastfood chain store you can order their icon "double double" that's two beef patty, two pieces of cheese and no veggies between hamburger bread. previously it had become urban legend that customers started order 5x5s, and 10x10s, ie 10 beef patties 10 pieces of cheese. Well i think we found the alpha male.
this tower carries a meager 19490 calories. and costs $97.88US


the dude took 2 hours to eat it. yeah that's right. the dude ate it....




if that's not enough heart attack in a meal for you.. i mean 19000 calories.. welll in-n-out's other specialty is animal fries (pictured above).. and you wonder why they call it in n out.. looks like vomit on fries.. but rest assured.. the dish is a thing of beauty. even if you're watching your weight, on a diet, or one of the olsen twins - you have to try these two of man's greatest creations out at least once in your live. Ok, maybe not a 100x100, but a double double at least. In the end, it's just gonna go in and out.

Starts with S ends in ANK and it isn't spank -AT.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Thoughts of a Dying Atheist (Muse) - SC

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company. (Mark Twain)

Talking all that jazz - LT

DW(z), I present to you, a competitor. Due to the exclusivity of new pictures, obv the angles and lighting must suck.

Preventions to Evolution- JL

Hmm... how very interesting indeed.
What a way to implement the one child policy!
In Shanghai, the average price is $4.50. In Ireland, it's about $18.50!
The Irish Gvt said that extreme taxes are implemented on packets of condoms in order to help preserve the environment as you cannot recycle condoms for obvious reasons.


(Well here is a picture from mother nature telling you what it thinks about the ridiculous prices in Ireland!)

P.S When you view the graph, please dont correlate the sizes with the countries/ cities. Thats just .... ergh... ridiculous. haha!

Sneak Peak - LT


Why so serious? - DK

Amazing Holes - JL

Sorry.
To all the dirty guys out there, you have prematurely excited yourself over the title of this post.
However, I will promise you the following pictures will be as equally fascinating!



1. Mirny Diamond Mine - Siberia

(525m deep and 1200m wide)











2. Kimberley Big Hole-
South Africa
(1097m deep)









3. Bingham Canyon Mine- Utah
(3/4 miles deep and 2.5miles wide)














4. Great Blue Hole - Belize
(145M deep and 1/4 mile wide)








Sunday, August 3, 2008

Texas wears Prada - JL

...well... if you can find it that is!

Located on the vast deserts of Texas, lies the world's loneliest prada store. This maybe a promotional stunt by the 2 Berlin artists but its doing its job as a clever piece of artwork of the 21st century.
from the artists…

‘..the combination of a vast, open desert landscape in an un-populated area and a luxury goods store is completely unthinkable. nature suits fashion as a visual backdrop, as one often sees in advertisement. the minimal, corporate prada design and the desolate surrounding ranch land make a great impression together, but simultaneously the two forces also render each other useless.’



Home cinemas - DK

So you thought having a HUGE TV, surround sound and reclining chairs would give you the ultimate home movie experience. Think again...


Let me welcome you aboard to the Titanic Home Theatre. Don't worry, its unsinkable
Or would you prefer to go 20,000 leagues under the sea in the Nautilus. Plush red seats in a submarine. What more could you ask for.

"Based on Starship Enterprise, this stunner consists of a cinema, bar area and apparently ‘one of the largest kaleidoscope hard-drive based storage systems in a residential installation. At last count, there were eight servers with 3,816 dvds. There’s even a red alert button which brings on red flashing lights and appropriately tense music."

And my personal favourite, the BatCave

NSW - AT.

So you guys might have noticed a little sporting event coming up called the Olympics.

Your marketing and money sucking friends at Nike sure didn't forget.

To celebrate, on top of their technical products for the athletes they have launched the Nike Sportswear (NSW) line, watch out for these suckers dropping all around the month. (oh and your wallet.)


All these dunks will have details relating to the number 8 or an Octagon in lieu with the chinese lucky number

















































Saturday, August 2, 2008

Haircut- DW(Z)

I have not left the team- just the clarify to some DOUBTFUL FELLOW RAINY MEMBERS- DK. .. DK.. DKKKK. DK



So here it is, my long awaited haircut. I can't believe it took me this long to get a blunt fringe.
My parents are ecstatic that I got it- maybe it's because I look like a 7 year old again. Ugh.

I love it nonetheless though.

Obviously I can't wear bum clothes anymore ): SUCKS