Monday, August 11, 2008
Sticky Situations -JL
Man nearly loses penis after humping park bench.
A lonely and disturbed man in Hong Kong decided to satisfy himself in the local park in the middle of the night. Xing discovered many small holes on the park bench he was sitting on and decided to arouse himself. Soon after he discovered that he could not get his penis out. He panicks and instantly calls the Police. (super douchebag)
Just imagine if you were the first officer on the scene. I dont know about you but i will be defintely cracking up before i even attempt on saving him.
He was found facing downwards crying in pain. 4 hours later he was finally removed from the bench.
The doctors stated that if he was there any longer, they would of have had removed the penis.
For the news video:
http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=OBK-080807-11571-08M&mtype=Video&mtime=1218057370
Sunday, August 10, 2008
How do you say no? - LT
Seriously, that's just naughty to let the sauce drip all over, so tempting and delicious. And the cheese, o man...the chesse. Chips could have done better but gosh, there is no resistance like mouthwatering. It just makes you want it more.
For those that are real men: If this burger was a guy, the monkey in your head would say:
But in the special case of DK, should the world be fluffy green meadows, and puppies running amock, you would race him, just to get your dirty hands on this burger baby. get it while its hot before these puppies do.
EC - Kudos to Mr. A-Z
We sing, We dance, We steal things....
He sung, We danced, we stole some t-shirts
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Who is Jack Wilshere? - PW
Arsenal has a new player to fill the no. 19 jersey left behind by the departing Gilberto. Who is he?
Meet Jack Wilshere.
Just another footballer? I think not
Having maintained a relatively low profile in this age of over hyping and next maradonas, peles, zidanes etc. Jack has risen through the ranks since arriving as a 9 year old at the Arsenal academy. Named as under 16's captain at the age of 15 he was obviously seen as something special and in 2007 (still 15 yrs old) he was promoted to the under 18's squad. He had some outstanding performances especially with an impressive display against West Ham reserves.
Watch as he sets up the 1st goal and scores a superb superb 2nd, bringing a smile to Arsene Wenger's face.
Still 16 years young Jack has taken the pre season of 2008-2009 in his stride. In the first game against Barnet, Jack came on as a substitute bringing creativity and the impetus to come back from a 1-0 defi cit assisting Simpson to bring the game back to 1-1.
Not finished with his work, Jack shows his strength on the ball (16 yr old vs men) to win the ball and starts a move which leads to the Arsenal winning the match 1-2
To show his skills are no flukes, his goal against Stuttgart displays composure skill and maturity beyond his 16 years. Note that he doesn't run and celebrate like he's the best player in the world. He knows he is still learning and nowhere near his potential.
His hard work has definetely reaped the rewards, promoted by Arsene to the Arsenal first-team. One to keep an eye out for in the future. Good Luck Jack!
Darkslide - AT.
Remember when you first started playing Tony Hawk? and there was this skater whose special move was a darkslide? basically he was doing a boardslide on the griptape? and you were like bullshit!
Cloud Gate - JL
Everyone. Meet Cloud Gate.
You might think this is straight out of the set of Stargate or Star Wars, but surprisingly enough, it is the new master piece by Anish Kapoor. Located in the middle of Millenium Park in Chigago, 'The Bean' is made up of 168 highly polished stainless steel plates and stands at 11 metres tall.
From a distance, it might just look like the odd object that won the local art awards. But its far from it. Up close, as you can see in these pictures, it redefines the landscape of its surroundings. It encupsulates the tall skyscrapers and the cityscape and warps it into a totally new dimension.
Truly magnificent.
Secret Garden- DW(Z)
